He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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