Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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