Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize