Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i may or may not be watching the land before time
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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