Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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