My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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