dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
This baby is an asshole
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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