Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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