White coat. Heels.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
