Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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