i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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