I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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