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• (831): View more from California

  Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777

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  Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)

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  Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.

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  oh how i love working at summer camp.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.

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• (631): View more from New York

  he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.

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• (949): View more from California

  so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment

  (214): View more from Texas

  yah I won't allow him in my apartment

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.

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