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(850): View more from Florida

this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen

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(510): View more from California

I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.

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(530): View more from California

she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.

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(239): View more from Florida

MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean

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(415): View more from California

If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will

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(281): View more from Texas

He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"

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