Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

yo i have your phone

(202): View more from Washington, DC

... oh so you probably won't get this message

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(954): View more from Florida

so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop

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(614): View more from Ohio

He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick

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(989): View more from Michigan

did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know

(1-989): View more from Michigan

no

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(619): View more from California

Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end

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(719): View more from Colorado

Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.

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(845): View more from New York

The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor

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