Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.