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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Most awkward sex ever...

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  And im texting you in the middle.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.

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  I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips

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• (212): View more from New York

  He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.

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