Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not http://tfl.nu/w4u2
  Replies (57) Good night (1237) Bad night (4369)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks http://tfl.nu/2ro0
  Replies (28) Good night (4414) Bad night (766)
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky http://tfl.nu/clbn
  Replies (90) Good night (8028) Bad night (1259)
• Favorite

  (574): View more from Indiana

  almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (574): almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea http://tfl.nu/8a1h
  Replies (1) Good night (987) Bad night (3251)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me. http://tfl.nu/6zni
  Replies (28) Good night (1843) Bad night (5433)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races. http://tfl.nu/trt2
  Replies (6) Good night (2869) Bad night (993)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up http://tfl.nu/j6pu
  Replies (6) Good night (3014) Bad night (1586)
• Favorite

  (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (580): You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose. http://tfl.nu/41p8
  Replies (37) Good night (9210) Bad night (1389)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  I get to be your mom.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth? (312): I get to be your mom. http://tfl.nu/nmh7
  Replies (11) Good night (3737) Bad night (1368)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back

  (906): View more from Michigan

  I resent that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back (906): I resent that http://tfl.nu/qneu
  Replies (6) Good night (2963) Bad night (1690)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING! http://tfl.nu/za5e
  Replies (18) Good night (1138) Bad night (2796)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT

  (440): View more from Ohio

  COME TO THE BLANKET FORT

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT (440): COME TO THE BLANKET FORT http://tfl.nu/1mvf
  Replies (4) Good night (1321) Bad night (580)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated? http://tfl.nu/6luu
  Replies (2) Good night (582) Bad night (265)
• Favorite

  (646): View more from New York

  He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (646): He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished http://tfl.nu/jql6
  Replies (6) Good night (395) Bad night (551)
• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things". http://tfl.nu/laia
  Replies (0) Good night (305) Bad night (277)

Randomize