I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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