Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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