He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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