he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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