i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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