I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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