it was like eating out sand paper
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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