Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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