if i died would you start the facebook group?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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