i wish starbucks made bloody marys
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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