well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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