No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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