Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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