Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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