at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize