talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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