I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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