Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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