what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
