Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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