so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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