All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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