Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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