They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!