My room smells like vodka and shame
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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