i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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