I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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