I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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