My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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