I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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