making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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