i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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