yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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