drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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