Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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