have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Randomize
