So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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