I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My vagina is officially offended.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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