its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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