u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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