the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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