If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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