All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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