Fuck appropriateness.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Holy sore nipples Batman
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
